Jokes
From Reboil
- What do you call an illegally parked frog?
- A toad.
- Three men are stranded on a boat with four cigarettes and no way to light them.
- So they toss the fourth cigarette overboard which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.
- At the age of 65 my grandmother would walk 10 miles a day.
- Now, at age 92, we have no idea where she is.
- Did you know the Mortal Kombat franchise is based off a Scandinavian folk song?
- That's because it's a Finnish Hymn.[1]
- It's sad to see the water coming out of my boiling kettle.
- It will be missed.[2]
- What do you call Bambi with a blindfold?
- No eye deer.[3]
- Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to th bathroom?
- The P is silent.[5]
- Which letter of the alphabet is a pirate's favorite?
- You may have thought R[6] but their first love is the C.[7]
- Why are skeletons so calm?
- It's because nothing gets under their skin.[8]
- Why did the kettle go to therapy?
- It needed to let off some steam.[9]
- What is the best part of Switzerland?
- I haven't a clue but their flag is a plus.[10]
- Eating clocks is very time consuming.
- What does a tick and the Eiffle Tower have in common?
- Both are parasites. [11]
References
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: FINISH HIM!
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Mist.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: “I have no idea.”. Works better with an English accent that makes “idea” sound like “eye dear”.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Toyota is an automobile manufacturer. Yoda is a Star Wars character. A Jedi is a space knight-samurai in the Star Wars franchise.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Pronunciation joke regarding the word “pterodactyl”, a type of winged dinosaur.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Arrrrrgh, matey!
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: “C” and “sea” are pronounced the same.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Because skeletons, when they are seen as such, are not made of skin. “To get under one's skin” is a figure of speech meaning to irritate or annoy.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Kettles, a tool often used to heat water to its boiling point, produce steam. “To let off steam” is a figure of speech meaning to relax or calm down (as if in preparation for calmly talking about one's emotions.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: “Is a plus” is a figure of speech meaning something is noticeably valuable. The flag of Switzerland literally has a plus-shaped symbol at its center.
- ↑ Baltakatei: 2023-12-27: Paris sights.
